“I identify as a CAPITALIST PIG” is stitched front and center in raised puff embroidery, giving the statement weight, texture, and presence. It’s bold without being sloppy. Sharp without trying too hard.
Built as a 5-panel, mid-profile structured cap, it keeps its form whether you’re at a casual meetup, a business setting, or somewhere in between. It looks intentional with a tee, but it also cleans up well with a button-up. That balance is the point.
The 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend makes it durable and breathable, so it feels as solid as it looks. Up close, the embroidery speaks for itself. From a distance, it’s a magnet for double takes and side comments.
It’s not just a hat. It’s a stance, delivered with a straight face.
