The“Proudly a Capitalist Pig” 5-panel is built for people who know exactly what they’re doing. It’s structured, mid-profile, and holds its shape whether you’re at a networking event, a pickup game, or somewhere you probably shouldn’t be making financial decisions.
The puff embroidery up front gives it depth you can actually feel. Not printed. Not flat. Raised and intentional. There’s also a subtle embroidered pig icon that catches eyes before people even realize why they’re looking twice.
The 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend keeps it breathable but sturdy. It’s comfortable enough for long days, clean enough for semi-formal settings, and bold enough to start conversations without you saying a word.
It walks that line perfectly. Sharp, slightly reckless, calculated.
